squidwurd:

hobolunchbox:

This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.

he went to Jared’s

thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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8 months ago // 203,786 notes

letmelivemyownlife:

Someone date me please.

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8 months ago // 20 notes
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

allbecauseoftheboys:

Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

kniteoftheoldcode:

kniteoftheoldcode:

I was looking for sound effects of a duck quacking for animation and I came across this “Rubber Duck” sound and I’ve been laughing for the past five minutes

this post ruined me

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10 months ago // 243,838 notes

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

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11 months ago // 464,302 notes

nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3:

catholicnun:

Halloween costume idea: dress up as your URL

yall have it easy

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